Wednesday, January 5, 2011

November 20th to End of November

Carmen y Pepe 
Pepe, Carmen, and Fabiane, a Swiss girl who lived with us for a month or so

November 20th- Salamanca





Whale graffiti before the entrance to Salamanca


On this brisk Saturday morning, we all loaded up two buses and headed one and a half hours southwest to the college city of Salamanca, whose wispy, inviting streets lay smoothly to lure us in as if it were a force of magnetism. It is home to La Universidad de Salamanca, the single oldest university in Spain (founded in 1218), and it is also the fourth oldest western university in the world. Like the other group excursions, Agustín and Alfredo walked us around, pointed out major sights around the city, and then let us loose to explore on our own. I passed a good portion of the day sauntering aimlessly along Salamanca's ancient roads, my face shivering as fresh, late-autumn currents of cold air came blowing across the river, chilling my pores; cool tears periodically slid down my cheeks. The following photos may illustrate part of Salamanca's beauty. 








Façade of a 16th century convent


Same convent

Even baby fashion is big in Spain

The Plaza Mayor on late Saturday Morning



Casa de las Canchas. Depending on how you translate this, in Spain it means "House of the Shells," but in Latin America it would mean "House of the Cunts." I bet they put up all these shells on the outside so that South American tourists wouldn't think it was a house full of women's genitals... Just a theory.
Part of the façade of one of the University buildings. Every visitor must play the game of finding the skull with a frog on top of it. I made it easy for you by showing you a smaller portion of the façade on the next photo.


See it?

Pals



Gargoyles for rain drains

House of the ...


In a weird way, this spells out "Victor" which means victory.  Throughout history, when a graduate student finally finished his doctoral thesis, he was allowed to paint 'victor' in bull's blood on a wall of the university. Today I think they just use paint.




16th Century cathedral

Skipping in front of the cathedral








La catedral

In the 20th Century, they added this astronaut to the façade of the cathedral, who today would be the only amputee  to go to space.

La Catedral


I guess this statue illustrates the untold portion of San Sebastian's death. After shooting him with arrows, they smeared bird poop all over his upper body—a most humiliating death, but now he's a saint so I guess everything works out in the end. 



Thug Life


Thug Life Part II

Inside of a high end clothing store that was once a palace...





La Catedral

This is an 11th Century Romanesque church that stands next to the 16th Century cathedral

Inside la catedral

Inside la catedral



Inside

The choir portion inside the cathedral

This man tragically lost his arm in a freak arm-wrestling accident inside, or I just can't remember Alfredo's explanation of why there is a corpse arm inside the cathedral

Me, Kevin, Fernando, and Patrick on top of the cathedral

View from on top of the cathedral

Sunset in Salamanca


Roof of the Cathedral

November 25th- Día de Acción de Gracias


It does not matter where you may find yourself in the world; when Thanksgiving rolls around, any and all Americans must give thanks and celebrate. And what better way to celebrate the pilgrim harvest of 1621 than going to a Chinese operated Chinese restaurant in Spain? I had no better ideas either. The only way I could think to make it more authentically American was to invite Fernando, the Japanese gang, and the Taiwanese gang. Us Americans played the role of pilgrims while the Taiwanese graciously filled the role of Native Americans. Unfortunately us pilgrims were not completely true to our ancestral role because we did not kill the Native Americans and take their land...


We are the Walrus



From lef: Juana, Me, Fernando, Maria, and Kristen



It's not quite Grandma's "Mashies", but I've heard that many pilgrims opted for chow mein rather than turkey



The best way to simultaneously keep clean and fashionable



Me, my mustache, Monique, and Luz







Juana and I saying grace






From left: Monique, Brycé, Monsei, and Celia






Patrick and Kevin quite happy to be alive



Dinner Time Hair Molestation



They could have been the cutest couple if Juan would have put the moves on a little harder... And notice Brandy in the background

Best friends for life

For those who still craved turkey, I guess duck would have to suffice
A Night with the Taiwanese

Friendly, loving, and pictorially evolved, the Taiwanese gang was a force to be reckoned with. They invited a few of us Americans over (along with Fernando of course) for a night of card games, music, and good old fashioned oriental bonding. Here are a few images from the night:



When Fernando and I lost the card game, the girls all took turns drawing on our faces. I wound up with a black nose, curly mustache, and unibrow.





Notice Fernando almost always has his arm around me. He has a girlfriend, but he is just a really nice guy, and enjoys a constant embrace. Most likely a fabulous cuddler

The damage being done




Juana always has the same face in pictures—very mysterious like Mona Lisa

Finally around 3am, our great wall of fun had to come to an end; us Americans headed west, back home.


Never too late to dance with turtles


End of November 


As November came to a close, the frost (escarcha in Spanish) began to accumulate in the mornings. This obviously excited Monique as we walked to school one morning.

16th Century Pre-Chewbacca sculpture in a museum in Valladolid. George Lucas is a fraud.

More to come soon...